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Category Archives: Weird World

How many Batgirls does one Intarwub need?

That’s pretty fucked-up right there.

Isolate

So, being a typical uninterested disaffected citizen, I have no real idea whatsover if this is normal media hysteria, or if I should be buying sacks of rice and barricading myself away in my basement. It certainly sounds pretty serious.
But then again, it’s killed 60 people in Asia. That’s not very many, when you consider [...]

Dandy

Thanks very much, that’s just fucking wonderful. They’ll be on the ferry and beelining for my house by the end of the week, I’ll bet.
Great.

The Coolest Thing In The Fucking World

Check out these awesome nails!
Item: I often wear silver nail varnish when gigging or rocking out generally.
Item: I live in Walthamstow.
Item: I walk down Hoe Street every day, and therefore probably pass the place that did that every day.
Hmmmm.

Not The Answer

Survivors often regret their decision in midair, if not before. Ken Baldwin and Kevin Hines both say they hurdled over the railing, afraid that if they stood on the chord they might lose their courage. Baldwin was twenty-eight and severely depressed on the August day in 1985 when he told his wife not to expect [...]

It does WHAT?

“The brain chip reads his mind and sends the thoughts to a computer to decipher.”
Fucking hell.

Stop the fucking world…

…and let me off, please.
This just made me howl. I mean, what a response…
Engineer (proudly): “We made a MOTORBIKE that runs on HYDROGEN and the only waste product is PURE WATER!!! what do you think of THAT!!!”
Twats: “It’s a bit quiet.”
Jesus deep-fried crispy Christ and chips.
–c.

Slow news day?

Walking and talking at the same time considered harmful, apparently…
Gee, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.