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Category Archives: Ranting

Double Jeapordy

“Motorists should be asked to pay to drive on the nation’s road network, a report commissioned by the government has recommended.”
Sounds fair enough. They should introduce some kind of tax for it, call it say, Road Tax.

Hang on, don’t we already pay road tax? Don’t we already pay roughly 200 quid a year to be [...]

Stuff your PC up your arse

And by PC, I mean Political Correctness. I have fucking had it up to HERE (makes exaggeratedly high gesture) with it. Fuck it. I’m prejudiced, I can’t help it. I live in a world where people are NOT all the same. People like different things. People believe different things. People don’t always agree, and carrying [...]

Fuck Sakes

This is still, as far as I know, officially a Christian country. Not a Muslim one, a Christian one. Y’know… Church of England?
I’m neither - I don’t particularly care either way. I tolerate almost everyone. But why does the phrase “when in Rome” apply when Christians/whoever visit/move to Muslim countries (”Oh you must cover that [...]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

What the FUCK is Russell Brand’s hair all about?
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Fucksakes. I mean, I know about stones and glass houses, but fuck me. That’s just… it’s… it’s fucked, is what it is.
–c.

KILLER FACT!

Scientists have just released some absolutely astonishing news.
Rain is apparently actually *not* fatal.
I know! I couldn’t believe it either! What they’re saying is that if you go out in this FILTHY HORRIBLE weather, and you get some on you, you’ll actually be OK! Isn’t that amazing??
So that means that all this running about huddled up [...]

Morrissey? FUCK OFF

Morrissey is a fucking egotistical over-rated autofellating CUNT.
That is all.
–c.

Bond fans boycott… Bond

So.
A bunch of James Bond “fans” have decided to boycott the forthcoming Bond film “Casino Royale“.
Why? Has it been funded by terrorists, oil magnates, or Dubya[1]? Nope. Has there been gratuitous harm of animals in the making of the film? Nope. Have the filmmakers desecrated some kind of holy icon or religious place either in [...]

FOR FUCK’S FUCKING SAKE

Fucking look here.
If your religion is so xenophobic that it requires you to take up arms and have a worldwide day of anger because someone drew a naughty picture of your religion’s main dude, then YOUR RELIGION IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
I mean, FUCK. What about “live and let live”? I’m fully aware that I don’t [...]