Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Bernard Manning.
Seriously, you are not funny. At all.
The fact you still have a job is utterly amazing to me, but I can find some good even in that - the demographic to which you still appeal will all soon be dead. Then we - that is those of us who realise that the world has [...]
Heather Mills McCartney.
SHAME ON YOU. You utter, grasping, no mark, faux celebrity, gold-digging SYPH-WHORE.
FUCK OFF.
–c.
…I forgot to mention.
Dear Americans (and others, but in this case I’m specifically talking to you, you bunch of xenophobic knuckledragging COCKWIPES),
If you’re a Scientologist, you are also a FUCKING MORON.
Thank you.
–c, awaiting extradition.
Harry says it best:
“To cut a dull story short, a TV company put some stupid people in a house to make a stupid TV show, then everyone complains when they do something stupid. It happens every year.”
The only thing that varies from year to year is the degree of stupidity of the participants. This year [...]
I would like to state that I do not watch Sleb TV. I find the whole cult of celebrity that exists at the moment as a kind of absolute mania utterly depressing, and I feel sad for people whose lives are so dull and uninteresting that they feel they must fill their time by reading [...]
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Well, OK, there have probably been worse. But Jesus Crispy Jumped-Up Burning Christ and the Fucking Mary Chain, Revolver is shit.
No, really. Shit.
In fact, that’s probably being unkind to the very concept of excrement. The world needs shit. If we didn’t shit, we’d die, and if animals didn’t shit then farmers would have nothing to [...]
“Motorists should be asked to pay to drive on the nation’s road network, a report commissioned by the government has recommended.”
Sounds fair enough. They should introduce some kind of tax for it, call it say, Road Tax.
…
Hang on, don’t we already pay road tax? Don’t we already pay roughly 200 quid a year to be [...]
Thursday, October 26, 2006
And by PC, I mean Political Correctness. I have fucking had it up to HERE (makes exaggeratedly high gesture) with it. Fuck it. I’m prejudiced, I can’t help it. I live in a world where people are NOT all the same. People like different things. People believe different things. People don’t always agree, and carrying [...]
