As always, the Daily Mash brings us the straight dope:
OIL company executives were last night heading to undisclosed locations amid speculation that consumers were about to make the link between high petrol prices and corporate profits.
I expect they worked really hard to get where they are though. You know, good on ‘em.
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No, wait… AAARGH. FETCH [...]
Friday, February 15, 2008
This is why guns should be illegal, you fucking MORONS.
–c.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Look, I know. I know, I know, I know.
I’ve done the menial jobs myself - I’ve been a barman, a factory worker, an ice-cream van driver, a fast-food technician, and a retail assistant. I know these are boring jobs.
But if you have a job to do, bally well do it or give it to someone [...]
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Jesus crispy half-baked jumping Christ and all the burning orphans. I’m about this close: —-><—- to shoving TwitterDopplrUpJaikuComing right up Pownce’s FaceYouBookTubeSpaceHole, turning the whole fucking Jabberwocky off and going outside for a few years’ fresh air.
Is there an off switch to online?
–c.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
BBC Radio 1 has decided to censor the word “faggot” from the Chrimbo classic “Fairytale of New York”, by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, due to it presumably possibly offending some narrow-minded imbeciles (of no specified sexual orientation).
Cheerfully Radio 2 will be playing the full uncensored version.
As the article points out, several humans with brains [...]
Thursday, November 15, 2007
OK, this is one of the promo/poster images used for the (allegedly excellent) “Ocean’s 13″.
Something about that poster irks me immeasurably. Have another look and see if you can figure out what it is.
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Got it? Well the title of this post is a clue, actually. It’s the dice in the top left corner. Someone has [...]
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Just FUCK OFF.
“They’ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, … eighteen months of abuse [and] 4,400 abusive articles,”
quoth Hopalong Moneybags.
Yeah. Dragging a national icon through a lengthy public divorce process and not stopping until you’ve got enough money to buy a medium-sized country will do that.
Is the £50 million not [...]
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Dear Ms Mills,
PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Yours sincerely,
–c.
