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Category Archives: Ranting

“Falling Down” moment approaching re petrol prices

As always, the Daily Mash brings us the straight dope:
OIL company executives were last night heading to undisclosed locations amid speculation that consumers were about to make the link between high petrol prices and corporate profits.
I expect they worked really hard to get where they are though. You know, good on ‘em.

No, wait… AAARGH. FETCH [...]

Dear Middle-American Rednecks

This is why guns should be illegal, you fucking MORONS.
–c.

Not Fucking Good Enough

Look, I know. I know, I know, I know.
I’ve done the menial jobs myself - I’ve been a barman, a factory worker, an ice-cream van driver, a fast-food technician, and a retail assistant. I know these are boring jobs.
But if you have a job to do, bally well do it or give it to someone [...]

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Jesus crispy half-baked jumping Christ and all the burning orphans. I’m about this close: —-><—- to shoving TwitterDopplrUpJaikuComing right up Pownce’s FaceYouBookTubeSpaceHole, turning the whole fucking Jabberwocky off and going outside for a few years’ fresh air.
Is there an off switch to online?
–c.

Twatchell

BBC Radio 1 has decided to censor the word “faggot” from the Chrimbo classic “Fairytale of New York”, by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, due to it presumably possibly offending some narrow-minded imbeciles (of no specified sexual orientation).
Cheerfully Radio 2 will be playing the full uncensored version.
As the article points out, several humans with brains [...]

Ocean’s Four

OK, this is one of the promo/poster images used for the (allegedly excellent) “Ocean’s 13″.

Something about that poster irks me immeasurably. Have another look and see if you can figure out what it is.

Got it? Well the title of this post is a clue, actually. It’s the dice in the top left corner. Someone has [...]

No, REALLY

Just FUCK OFF.
“They’ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, … eighteen months of abuse [and] 4,400 abusive articles,”
quoth Hopalong Moneybags.
Yeah. Dragging a national icon through a lengthy public divorce process and not stopping until you’ve got enough money to buy a medium-sized country will do that.
Is the £50 million not [...]

Open letter to Heather Mills

Dear Ms Mills,
PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Yours sincerely,
–c.