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Category Archives: Movies/TV

Four and Twenty

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Like, REALLY.
So, Saffron and I have just finished watching the first series of 24. It’s a bit good, innit!
We were utterly hooked from the first few minutes, and the suspense and cliffhangers never let up until the very end. Hey, I’m sure you all know this, having seen the whole thing, but we [...]

Pottery

It was obvious to me in the first few minutes of the latest Harry Potter film that it had a different director from the first two, and by god what a difference it made. I was absolutely nailed into my seat for the whole 141 minutes running time and not once did I feel that [...]

Films, This Time It’s Summer

So, it looks like it’s going to be another good summer for movies.
Stupid action movies, anyway.

–c.

MIII

OK, I’ve seen it now. As you were.

Bordering on disbelief

I need to ask you a favour, and it’s important. And also I need you to not just do as I’m about to ask, but I need you to spread the word - I implore you, tell your friends, make them promise make them swear that they will also do what I am about to [...]

STFU

Look, I know people who’ve seen it are going to want to talk about it, and they’re going to want to either praise it or slate it, and for a certain amount of people it’ll be a “I’ve seen it, have you?” type moment… but Jesus….
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again now [...]

Royale

I really really really really really really really really would like this film to not suck terribly.
Please? Pretty please with sugar and rum and drugs on top?

Avast!

Arrrrr!!
Went to see Pirates again the other night, and at this point in the year it remains the best film so far.
And it reminds me that I have to tell you that Friday 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Learn the lingo, maybe even buy an eyepatch.
Savvy?