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Worst. Movie. EVAR.

Well, OK, there have probably been worse. But Jesus Crispy Jumped-Up Burning Christ and the Fucking Mary Chain, Revolver is shit.
No, really. Shit.
In fact, that’s probably being unkind to the very concept of excrement. The world needs shit. If we didn’t shit, we’d die, and if animals didn’t shit then farmers would have nothing to [...]

Creek

I happen to know that most - though not all - of the people who read this thing are people of roughly my age, meaning that they did a lot of growing up in the 80s, and are now in their 30s. I also happen to know that many of these people are people with [...]

What a piece of work is a man!

“I have of late–but wherefore I know not–lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden [...]

Easy now, Jack

Jesus. Still hacking through series 3 of 24.
After about three episodes in a row yesterday, I just had to take a break. I felt like I’d been emotionally beaten up. Underwater.
Say what you like about how contrived it is, if you want exciting escapist action telly, in my opinion it doesn’t get a lot better [...]

JSON and Jack

Work: Trying to get my head around JSON, and Object Oriented Javascript. Having never written a single line of OO code in any language, I’m finding the subject just a bit impenetrable at the moment. Though, on re-reading that article by Dustin just now for the third or fourth time, I started to feel a [...]

Get Well, Hamster

Thoughts and hopes go out to Richard Hammond of Top Gear. A great TV presenter and seemingly genuine nice bloke with a love of dangerous machines. Get your short arse well and back behind the wheel, Richard. That’ll show them.
On that subject, could there be a little less hand-wringing and blamestorming, please? Richard and his [...]

Bond fans boycott… Bond

So.
A bunch of James Bond “fans” have decided to boycott the forthcoming Bond film “Casino Royale“.
Why? Has it been funded by terrorists, oil magnates, or Dubya[1]? Nope. Has there been gratuitous harm of animals in the making of the film? Nope. Have the filmmakers desecrated some kind of holy icon or religious place either in [...]

Four and Twenty

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Like, REALLY.
So, Saffron and I have just finished watching the first series of 24. It’s a bit good, innit!
We were utterly hooked from the first few minutes, and the suspense and cliffhangers never let up until the very end. Hey, I’m sure you all know this, having seen the whole thing, but we [...]