He is full of LOL and WIN.

You vote 5 burgers, he happy! You leave comment (here) and if he gets on the site, I record him purring and send you mp3 file to prove how happy he is!

LOLCATS FTW!
–c.

The Clinton ones are all negative, and the Obama ones are all positive.

Oh… I just tried John McCain too, and that one’s a dead end, though it does at least exist. It seems Mike Huckabee is not your new bicycle.

Anyway… Owen Wilson borrowed your lawn mower.
–c.

That’s all very well, but Fidel Castro is fluent in the language of love.

You heard it here first.
–c.

Inquiring minds, want to know.
–c.

Forget pirates – peep Time Traveler Day!

I told you I had an awesome for you.
–c.

Can’t even remember when I sent that in – it was weeks ago.

–c.

I not conwinced.

–c.

Join me.

–c.

1. “I can wait to love in heaven” – Take This Bottle, by Faith No More
3. “Father says he is the only one” – My Life, by Saigon Kick
5. “T-Bone Billy just a singin’ the blues” – Makin’ A Mess, by Skid Row
6. “Feel like throwing in the towel don’t be a fool” – Get Up, by Van Halen
8. “Looking down on empty streets, all she can see” – Mercy Street, by Peter Gabriel
9. “I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday” – Lunatic To Love, by Presidents Of The USA
10. “Get ready for your life, won’t you take your place in line” – Survive, by Steve Vai
12. “I searched the world around for you” – Minus Celsius, by Backyard Babies
14. “All you women who want a man of the street” – Shoot To Thrill, by AC/DC
15. “What’s up with my heart when it skips a beat” – Dreaming Of You, by The Coral
19. “We get some rules to follow” – No One Knows, by Queens Of The Stone Age
20. “Plug me in I’m alive tonight” – Live Wire, by Mötley Crüe

Shame on you.
–c.

Eyes down, and no Googling.

1. “I can wait to love in heaven”
2. “In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth”
3. “Father says he is the only one”
4. “The smile of dawn arrived early May”
5. “T-Bone Billy just a singin’ the blues”
6. “Feel like throwing in the towel don’t be a fool”
7. “It was a dusty old night and I’m the first to admit it”
8. “Looking down on empty streets, all she can see”
9. “I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday”
10. “Get ready for your life, won’t you take your place in line”
11. “So I looked in your direction, but you paid me no attention”
12. “I searched the world around for you”
13. “A man walks down the street”
14. “All you women who want a man of the street”
15. “What’s up with my heart when it skips a beat”
16. “What have we done with innocence”
17. “Of all the places I have seen and all the people I have known”
18. “C’mon kiddies gather round. Who’s your foremost friend in town?”
19. “We get some rules to follow”
20. “Plug me in I’m alive tonight”

I discounted a couple because the name of the song was right there in the first line. I mean “In the white room with black curtains at the station” wasn’t going to be too tricky, now was it?

Right. Get commenting. I’ll update this when people get them right. Off you trot.
–c.

And teh winnars are:
First prize goes to Blogapotamus for getting #13, “You Can Call Me Al”, by Paul Simon.
And here’s Jonah with #7 – The Darkness, with “One Way Ticket”. Rawk on.
Then came Mark with #16 – “Monkey Wrench” from the Foo Fighters.
Jeremy was next with a double whammy – #2 is “Quest For Fire” from Iron Maiden, and #18 was “Professor Nutbutter’s House Of Treats” from the wonderfully barking Primus.
Following that came Ian Myatt with two more – #4 is “Metropolis pt. 1 (The Miracle and the Sleeper)” by Dream Theater, and #11 is Coldplay’s “Shiver”. (I like Coldplay, by the way.)
Then we have the splendid Paul Hanness who spotted that #17 is “Live And Breathe” from Little Monkeys! Yay!