April 22nd, 2008 § 3
You are please to vote for my cat Trevor on I Can Has Cheezburger?
He is full of LOL and WIN.
You vote 5 burgers, he happy! You leave comment (here) and if he gets on the site, I record him purring and send you mp3 file to prove how happy he is!
LOLCATS FTW!
–c.
February 22nd, 2008 § 0
There’s a Hillary Clinton one as well.
The Clinton ones are all negative, and the Obama ones are all positive.
Oh… I just tried John McCain too, and that one’s a dead end, though it does at least exist. It seems Mike Huckabee is not your new bicycle.
Anyway… Owen Wilson borrowed your lawn mower. 
–c.
February 21st, 2008 § 1
Apparently Barack Obama is your new bicycle.
That’s all very well, but Fidel Castro is fluent in the language of love.
You heard it here first.
–c.
October 23rd, 2007 § 1
…who the fuck is this guy?
Inquiring minds, want to know.
–c.
October 2nd, 2007 § 0
I have an awesome for you. Would you like an awesome? Go on, have an awesome. They’re low-fat!
Forget pirates – peep Time Traveler Day!
I told you I had an awesome for you. 
–c.
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