Apparently, supermodels do drugs. Sorry can someone tell me what part of this is news?
NEXT!
- Pop stars drive their cars too fast
- Football players like a drink and a fight
- Rock stars commit adultery and criminal damage
Ooops. Went to a blues jam night last night. Didn’t know it went on until 1am. Didn’t get to play until after midnight. By which time I’d drunk far far too much. Couldn’t play. Limped through a 12-bar but made horrible hash of everything. Embarrassed self and others. Threw a strop and went home. Fell [...]
Well that was a hell of a weekend, and no mistake.
We, the Monkeys, played a monster covers gig on Friday night. It was probably the most fun I’ve ever had on stage bar none. A couple of songs went mildly awry, but for the most part we were on the money and rocking out in [...]
I read the worst piece of news imaginable in this morning’s Metro - Mayor Ken Livingstone (who I’m generally a fan of) is to introduce technology into the London Underground system to allow the use of mobile phones.
If you’re not a Londoner, or you don’t commute to work on the tube, you can have no [...]
OK, I’m sorry. Yesterday I hated everyone, and it wasn’t good.
Today I just hate one person. Whoever it was that took it upon themselves to break into my car, I choose you. All I ask is five minutes alone in a room with you so we can have a frank exchange of views, severely about [...]
…and let me off, please.
This just made me howl. I mean, what a response…
Engineer (proudly): “We made a MOTORBIKE that runs on HYDROGEN and the only waste product is PURE WATER!!! what do you think of THAT!!!”
Twats: “It’s a bit quiet.”
Jesus deep-fried crispy Christ and chips.
–c.
I’d just like to say, I have no idea who Pete Doherty is, and furthermore, I don’t fucking care. Not the teeniest bit.
Please can the world stop behaving as if I do.
Thanks.
Don't give me any crap about having a blog, either. I've been doing this since 1998, before "blogging" existed.
Yes, really.
"Give me freedom, give me sunlight, give me freedom"
- Indigo Down
(from "Freedom")
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