Oh dear, he’s not happy at all, is he? No no no. Apparently he had to hold himself back from getting up and hitting Simon Amstell on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, but instead he did the decent thing and left.
This, from today’s Sun:
“Obviously I didn’t want to resort to those sorts of things, so I [...]
Thursday, January 11, 2007
So. You’re the singer of a relatively trendy pop-ska band, and you go on Celebrity Big Brother in order to boost your band’s popularity. While in there, despite already having a girlfriend, you fall for the planted non-celebrity who then goes on to win the series. After the show is finished, your song goes to [...]
You know, I wouldn’t hate people quite so much if they weren’t all so fucking hateful.
Discuss.
–c.
I would like to state that I do not watch Sleb TV. I find the whole cult of celebrity that exists at the moment as a kind of absolute mania utterly depressing, and I feel sad for people whose lives are so dull and uninteresting that they feel they must fill their time by reading [...]
Scientists have just released some absolutely astonishing news.
Rain is apparently actually *not* fatal.
I know! I couldn’t believe it either! What they’re saying is that if you go out in this FILTHY HORRIBLE weather, and you get some on you, you’ll actually be OK! Isn’t that amazing??
So that means that all this running about huddled up [...]
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE ONE OF THE LETTERS IS RUBBED OUT.
Do you see? Do you?
I’m still giggling, myself.
No, really, I am. “Assing place”. HAHAHAHA.
–c.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
So.
A bunch of James Bond “fans” have decided to boycott the forthcoming Bond film “Casino Royale“.
Why? Has it been funded by terrorists, oil magnates, or Dubya[1]? Nope. Has there been gratuitous harm of animals in the making of the film? Nope. Have the filmmakers desecrated some kind of holy icon or religious place either in [...]
