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The End of Civilisation As We Know It

“Mobile phone calls will be allowed on planes flying in European airspace under new European Commission rules.”
FUCK.
That’s it, no more European flights for me, ever.
–c.

Dear Middle-American Rednecks

This is why guns should be illegal, you fucking MORONS.
–c.

Twatchell

BBC Radio 1 has decided to censor the word “faggot” from the Chrimbo classic “Fairytale of New York”, by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, due to it presumably possibly offending some narrow-minded imbeciles (of no specified sexual orientation).
Cheerfully Radio 2 will be playing the full uncensored version.
As the article points out, several humans with brains [...]

No No No No No No NO

What the flying FUCK?
Jesus Fucking Christ. Hang on, I must have read that wrong. Let me look again.
No, I was right. There are actually learned (pronounced “lern-ed”, by the way - two distinct syllables)  people out there who recommend “that the spelling of English needs simplifying so children’s literacy can improve.”
Example phrase: If u hav [...]

Dear Internet

True. True.
–c.

Fuck you

And fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck all you fuckers again.
Stop the motherfucking world I wish to disembark.
–c.

Epilepsy or nausea?

“A segment of animated footage promoting the 2012 Olympics has been removed from the organisers’ website after fears it could trigger epileptic seizures.”
So says the BBC news site.
Are they sure this is people having actual seizures, or could it just be people seeing the logo and reacting in the proper way, i.e. to throw your [...]

“It looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blow job”

That’s the third most common reaction I’ve heard to the new London 2012 Olympics logo. The second most common has been “What the fuck is that?”, while the commonest reaction has been simply to reach for the nearest heavy object and smash the monitor (in case of emergency) to avoid seeing the fucking atrocity any [...]