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He runs a bit like Shergar…

clive — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 12:56:33 +0000

Chances are you may have already seen this. If you have, then you understand. If you have not, then you do not.

Click here to view the embedded video.

I have a horse outside.

–c.

Fighting Trousers

clive — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:03:29 +0000

Because you’re worth it.

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I don’t like your tweed, sir.

–c.

Good Work Fellas

clive — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:22:43 +0000

Today’s GWF award (that will probably only mean anything to men around my age who used to read Loaded) goes to the sixth year of Banchory Academy in Aberdeenshire, who managed to get themselves sent home collectively on their last day of term for turfing their common room.

Personally I think this shows more use of initiative and “Get Things Done” skills than any other prank I’ve heard of, and can safely say that the sheer nous used to pull this off will serve those responsible better in time than any amount of algebra or art history.

I’d have given them a prize, myself.

–c.

Oh really?

clive — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:09:44 +0000

Apparently Barack Obama is your new bicycle.

That’s all very well, but Fidel Castro is fluent in the language of love.

You heard it here first.
–c.

Adrian’s Music Game

clive — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:35:55 +0000

From the incomparable Adrian Clark :

Go to the Wikipedia random article generator and note the title of the randomly selected article. This is your band name.
Similarly, go to this random quotation page and note the last four words of the last quotation. This is your album title.
Now to Flickr’s interesting photos feature . Download (or screengrab if necessary) the third picture. This is your album cover picture.
Now put the whole lot together in the photo/graphics application of your choice. Populate your imaginary music business with exciting acts!

Ladies, Gentlemen and Despots, I give you Ashcroft Colorado with his latest ouevre “You Do Not Stop”:

Keep an eye out.
–c.