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Chances are you may have already seen this. If you have, then you understand. If you have not, then you do not.

I have a horse outside.

–c.

Because you’re worth it.

I don’t like your tweed, sir.

–c.

Today’s GWF award (that will probably only mean anything to men around my age who used to read Loaded) goes to the sixth year of Banchory Academy in Aberdeenshire, who managed to get themselves sent home collectively on their last day of term for turfing their common room.

Personally I think this shows more use of initiative and “Get Things Done” skills than any other prank I’ve heard of, and can safely say that the sheer nous used to pull this off will serve those responsible better in time than any amount of algebra or art history.

I’d have given them a prize, myself.

–c.

Apparently Barack Obama is your new bicycle.

That’s all very well, but Fidel Castro is fluent in the language of love.

You heard it here first.
–c.

From the incomparable Adrian Clark :

1. Go to the Wikipedia random article generator and note the title of the randomly selected article. This is your band name.
2. Similarly, go to this random quotation page and note the last four words of the last quotation. This is your album title.
3. Now to Flickr’s interesting photos feature . Download (or screengrab if necessary) the third picture. This is your album cover picture.
4. Now put the whole lot together in the photo/graphics application of your choice. Populate your imaginary music business with exciting acts!

Ladies, Gentlemen and Despots, I give you Ashcroft Colorado with his latest ouevre “You Do Not Stop”:

Keep an eye out.
–c.

Wonderfulness, brought to you via the electrick wobblynet: The Evening Standard Headline Generator .

Henjoy,
–c.

Fucking wonderful. Make sure you watch every second of it – some of the micro-second stops are raw bleeding *genius*.

(via Mathias)
–c.

You’re right, I’m not posting much.Hey, I’m just an everyday normal guy.

–c.