clivemurray.com » Eight-Legged Bastards http://www.clivemurray.com I play the guitar, you know Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:50:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 OMIGODOSHITAAARGHRUNAWAY http://www.clivemurray.com/2009/05/08/omigodoshitaaarghrunaway/ http://www.clivemurray.com/2009/05/08/omigodoshitaaarghrunaway/#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 09:21:58 +0000 clive http://www.clivemurray.com/?p=1128 Australia is known around the world for its large and deadly creepy crawlies, but even locals have been shocked by the size of the giant venomous spiders that have invaded an Outback town in Queensland.

Well that’s just fucking peachy. Thank $deity they’re on the other side of the world. Still not far enough, though.

Eish. *shiver*
–c.

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*shudder*

–c.

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AAAAAARGH. Make them stop, please. At least this was in the U.S. of States, and not here in good old blighty.

*shudder*

–c.

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So I’ll mostly be just hiding in my house for the rest of my life, should you need me.

Aaaargh!

–c.

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