OMIGODOSHITAAARGHRUNAWAY

May 8th, 2009 § 0

Australia is known around the world for its large and deadly creepy crawlies, but even locals have been shocked by the size of the giant venomous spiders that have invaded an Outback town in Queensland.

Well that’s just fucking peachy. Thank $deity they’re on the other side of the world. Still not far enough, though.

Eish. *shiver*
–c.

Send them all back home

October 14th, 2008 § 1

No, really. Please. Get them the fuck away from me.

*shudder*

–c.

stopitstopitpleasestopiwanttogohomenow

May 8th, 2007 § 0

A doctor in Oregon flushed out the aching lughole of a nine-year-old boy to find two spiders had set up home inside his ear canal.

AAAAAARGH. Make them stop, please. At least this was in the U.S. of States, and not here in good old blighty.

*shudder*

–c.

Oh, for fuck’s sake…

May 3rd, 2007 § 2

GREAT. No, really. That’s just great. THANKS VERY MUCH.

So I’ll mostly be just hiding in my house for the rest of my life, should you need me.

Aaaargh!

–c.

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