Thursday, February 21, 2008
Apparently Barack Obama is your new bicycle.
That’s all very well, but Fidel Castro is fluent in the language of love.
You heard it here first.
–c.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
If you accidentally splash or drip water onto your beige suede shoes when washing or drying your hands after using the loo, people will think it’s piss when you come out.
Nothing you can do to change that.
–c.
Friday, February 15, 2008
This is why guns should be illegal, you fucking MORONS.
–c.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Look, I know. I know, I know, I know.
I’ve done the menial jobs myself - I’ve been a barman, a factory worker, an ice-cream van driver, a fast-food technician, and a retail assistant. I know these are boring jobs.
But if you have a job to do, bally well do it or give it to someone [...]
Monday, February 11, 2008
Further to this from Jeremy, “lose” rhymes with “shoes” and “loose” rhymes with “moose”.
That is all.
–c.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Jesus crispy half-baked jumping Christ and all the burning orphans. I’m about this close: —-><—- to shoving TwitterDopplrUpJaikuComing right up Pownce’s FaceYouBookTubeSpaceHole, turning the whole fucking Jabberwocky off and going outside for a few years’ fresh air.
Is there an off switch to online?
–c.
You’re right, I’m not posting much.Hey, I’m just an everyday normal guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
–c.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
BBC Radio 1 has decided to censor the word “faggot” from the Chrimbo classic “Fairytale of New York”, by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, due to it presumably possibly offending some narrow-minded imbeciles (of no specified sexual orientation).
Cheerfully Radio 2 will be playing the full uncensored version.
As the article points out, several humans with brains [...]
