In a total triumph of suck, T-Shirt Hell is closing. Poo, say I.
I own a Hell t-shirt (“Britney is a whore” – I bought it when that was mildly subversive and not just her job description) and have bought them for friends, and this is a shame. Still, some of the best shirts are back for a limited run before closing time.
I think my particular favourite on there right now is “Gay Jesus offends Christians”. 
Oh, btw in case of hate, no I’m not a Christian but I know a few and happen to believe that none of them would actually be offended by this t-shirt. Because, you know, IT’S A FUCKING T-SHIRT and my friends aren’t complete morons.
–c.