Genius from The Bugle today: “Like most 1-year olds, [Gordon Brown's tenure as Prime Minister] comes up with something shit about three times a day.”
Wonderful. Subscribe to it, damn you!
–c.
I’ve been down lately, due to my lack of a band. Little Monkeys/Crashstars has finally collapsed properly - the last gasp re-union Beach Concert was obviously not to be, and I’m fucking done with it now. The one thing I’ll say about that - and this is a direct appeal to Jon E. Crash himself [...]
I likes me some heavied-up cover versions, and that’s a fact. Yessir! Particularly of good old popular 80s tunes.
And sure, we all know the popular ones - Marilyn Manson’s version of Tainted Love and HIM’s version of Wicked Game are two obvious ones that spring to mind - but I’m also all about finding the [...]
The ever-excellent Charlie Stross tells us why - in his opinion - unplugging wall-warts to save energy is just silly.
Big up, Charlie, I’m with you.
–c.
I’m not normally a betting type of person, aside from paying my four quid a week Idiot Tax, and I’m usually very disinterested in sport, particularly Foots and Balls, or whatever it’s called.
But last night I did find myself a little drawn into the Russia v Sweden game and was quite inspired by the performance [...]
I know for an iron-clad fact that time-travel will never be invented in my lifetime, or at least that I will never have access to it. A fact. All conjecture aside about the possibility of it, I know this 100%.
Why? Would I have gone back and killed Hitler? Or Bush? Or Guy Ritchie? No.
I’d have [...]
For anyone who finds themselves regularly stressed at their work desk, and who doesn’t have to worry too much about children or pets interfering with their desk furniture, I wholly recommend getting yourself a miniature zen garden, and a water feature.
I now have both on my desk here at Profero, and they have already helped [...]
Apparently being in a band and even doing one gig a year is too much to ask. The whole thing’s gone tits in the air again.
For anyone hoping to catch Little Monkeys at this year’s Hastings Beach Festival, I can only apologise on the behalf of others. I was fully up for it and now [...]