have been greatly exaggerated.
Firstly, thanks to everyone who has sent messages wishing well. I am OK, and alive, and I thank my boss and true great friend Mathias for getting me to hospital and generally looking after me.
As for what happened, I shall explain briefly. I have been under quite a lot of stress at [...]
Conference time.
Originally uploaded by Clive Murray.
Conference time.
I have finished another tune. Yes, I have. The last one was in January, and the last one before that was a few years back, so I’m accelerating. Fancy that.
This one was originally concepted a bit by me and my spirit-brother Mr Ian Farrer at least 6 years ago, and some of the melodies we [...]
SPOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!! SPORT!!!
Sport sport sport sport sport sport sport fucking sports sport in my ass SPORTS football rooney SPORRRRTTS.
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
SPORT!!! WOW!
–c.
PS. Oh, and the Middle East is still fucked. And some people died.
Today’s GWF award (that will probably only mean anything to men around my age who used to read Loaded) goes to the sixth year of Banchory Academy in Aberdeenshire, who managed to get themselves sent home collectively on their last day of term for turfing their common room.
Personally I think this shows more use of [...]
I had a chair.
It was a huge great black reclining job from Ikea, the Valhalla of household goods, and for a couple of years I loved it. I say reclining, it just had an extendable footrest that lifted up when you yanked the lever, a but like Joey and Chandler’s chairs in Friends.
But then I [...]
I feel this guy’s pain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHaX2QfAJz8
I’m deeply mebelimebelideeply fucking average at GH3, let me tell you.
–c.
