The banks are fucked.
There are simply no words to describe how much I am going to enjoy fucking them.
I could literally not agree more. Speaking as someone who got fucked by Barclays on a monthly basis, but then successfully got ~£1300 back from them, let me say this to all who wish to do the same: Fill your fucking boots.
–c.
Reading the source, I noticed it mentioned that the banks would get f**ked like the mechanic guy in Raiders who gets blended by a plane prop.
To add weight to this similie through the magic of movie trivia, the actor who played the mechanic guy was ex-wrestler Pat Roach, who went on to play the big indian guy in Temple of Doom… who got fucked by getting his scarf caught in a rock-crushing machine, and also then a gestapo guy in Last Crusade (who got f**ked in another fight with Indy but the scene was cut).
Furthermore, in Raiders he also plays ANOTHER guy who I believe gets f**ked in the bar brawl early on in the movie.
He won’t be in the new Indy movie. He died.
If the banks are as f**ked as him… they’re about as f**ked as they can be.