April 29th, 2008 § 4 comments § permalink
As always, the Daily Mash brings us the straight dope:
OIL company executives were last night heading to undisclosed locations amid speculation that consumers were about to make the link between high petrol prices and corporate profits.
I expect they worked really hard to get where they are though. You know, good on ‘em.
…
No, wait… AAARGH. FETCH ME MY NAILED CLUB.
–c.
April 25th, 2008 § 1 comment § permalink
The banks are fucked.
There are simply no words to describe how much I am going to enjoy fucking them.
I could literally not agree more. Speaking as someone who got fucked by Barclays on a monthly basis, but then successfully got ~£1300 back from them, let me say this to all who wish to do the same: Fill your fucking boots.
–c.
April 22nd, 2008 § 3 comments § permalink
You are please to vote for my cat Trevor on I Can Has Cheezburger?
He is full of LOL and WIN.
You vote 5 burgers, he happy! You leave comment (here) and if he gets on the site, I record him purring and send you mp3 file to prove how happy he is!
LOLCATS FTW!
–c.
April 18th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink
Thirtyeight
Originally uploaded by Clive Murray.
Thirtyeight
April 9th, 2008 § 1 comment § permalink
If you’re wondering about the appearance of cm.com today, this link should explain all. 
And stop staring.
–c.
April 7th, 2008 § 3 comments § permalink
FUCK.
That’s it, no more European flights for me, ever.
–c.
April 7th, 2008 § 1 comment § permalink
If you’re anything like me – and I know I am – then you run WordPress for your blogging activities. You also allow users to register on your site so that they can store their usernames and so forth for next time, but you are getting increasingly pissed off nowadays with the amount of spurious registrations you’re getting from random – often Russian – email addresses.
Sabre to the rescue! I’ve just installed it myself, and it gives you many options to beat these evil bots! You can enable CAPTCHAs, human math tests, registration confirmation by email, or any/all of the above. I’ve gone with just email confirmation for now. I’ll report back in the comments if it doesn’t prove effective for any reason.
–c.