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Monthly Archives: April 2008

“Falling Down” moment approaching re petrol prices

As always, the Daily Mash brings us the straight dope:
OIL company executives were last night heading to undisclosed locations amid speculation that consumers were about to make the link between high petrol prices and corporate profits.
I expect they worked really hard to get where they are though. You know, good on ‘em.

No, wait… AAARGH. FETCH [...]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

The banks are fucked.
There are simply no words to describe how much I am going to enjoy fucking them.
I could literally not agree more. Speaking as someone who got fucked by Barclays on a monthly basis, but then successfully got ~£1300 back from them, let me say this to all who wish to do the [...]

LOLZ?

You are please to vote for my cat Trevor on I Can Has Cheezburger?
He is full of LOL and WIN.
You vote 5 burgers, he happy! You leave comment (here) and if he gets on the site, I record him purring and send you mp3 file to prove how happy he is!
LOLCATS FTW!
–c.

Thirtyeight

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Originally uploaded by Clive Murray.

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Pardon my paragraphs

If you’re wondering about the appearance of cm.com today, this link should explain all.
And stop staring.
–c.

The End of Civilisation As We Know It

“Mobile phone calls will be allowed on planes flying in European airspace under new European Commission rules.”
FUCK.
That’s it, no more European flights for me, ever.
–c.

Spambot blocking

If you’re anything like me - and I know I am - then you run Wordpress for your blogging activities. You also allow users to register on your site so that they can store their usernames and so forth for next time, but you are getting increasingly pissed off nowadays with the amount of spurious [...]