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Killer Fact!

If you accidentally splash or drip water onto your beige suede shoes when washing or drying your hands after using the loo, people will think it’s piss when you come out.

Nothing you can do to change that.
–c.

This was written by clive. Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008, at 2:21pm. Filed under But Seriously. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

3 Comments

  1. Ovidiu - GuitarFlame wrote:

    How true!! :-) Eventually dry them at one of those wall driers.

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:20am | Permalink
  2. Dan wrote:

    Or better still squat!
    :-D

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 10:56am | Permalink
  3. Evil Dave wrote:

    Clearly the only solution is to deliberately piss all over your shoes instead of merely getting a few drops on ‘em. That way they’ll just look like a darker shade of suede.

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 11:39am | Permalink

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