If you accidentally splash or drip water onto your beige suede shoes when washing or drying your hands after using the loo, people will think it’s piss when you come out.
Nothing you can do to change that.
–c.
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How true!!
Eventually dry them at one of those wall driers.
Or better still squat!
Clearly the only solution is to deliberately piss all over your shoes instead of merely getting a few drops on ‘em. That way they’ll just look like a darker shade of suede.
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