Jesus crispy half-baked jumping Christ and all the burning orphans. I’m about this close: —-><—- to shoving TwitterDopplrUpJaikuComing right up Pownce’s FaceYouBookTubeSpaceHole, turning the whole fucking Jabberwocky off and going outside for a few years’ fresh air.
Is there an off switch to online?
–c.
Not quite an off switch, but the end is nigh:
http://www.internetlastpage.com/
Hecky, Clive. What happened? Did you get p0wned by a 13 year-old Korean schoolkid in WOW? Did a gang of Macedonians steal your identity and use it to set up a midget transexual fetish site? Or – and this is more likely – did you become overwhelmed by the quantity of ‘must see’ content and then have a 2am bolt-upright-in-bed epiphany that it is all a colossal pile of shit?
Mmmm, midget transexual fetish sites. Did I ever mention the pregnant porn site my boss and I ran back in the mid nineties?
Nige:
Did a gang of Macedonians steal your identity and use it to set up a midget transexual fetish site?
Come now, surely you know that CLive has his own transexual fewtish porn site already?
Clive – bear in mind that if you do hit the “off” switch for online, Facebook would invite all of you friends to do the same thing whether you wanted it to or not.