Just FUCK OFF.
“They’ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, … eighteen months of abuse [and] 4,400 abusive articles,”
quoth Hopalong Moneybags.
Yeah. Dragging a national icon through a lengthy public divorce process and not stopping until you’ve got enough money to buy a medium-sized country will do that.
Is the £50 million not enough? Now you want fucking SYMPATHY? You want us to actually go “Oh poor Heather, she’s had it tough, you know.”
“Mills, whose divorce from the ex-Beatle is going through the courts, called on the public to stop buying newspapers.”
Of course. Naturally. Stop buying newspapers. Yup. Not fucking nuts or anything, then.
JUST.
FUCK.
OFF.
–c.
Regardless of the merits of her case, she did come up with one suggestion that I thought was brilliant. A law stating that if a newspaper publishes lies about someone and is forced to retract/apologise, the retraction/apology must be given the same prominence in the newspaper as the offending article.
I like that. What do you think?
Speaking as someone who has had a complaint upheld by the Press Complaints Commission, only to have the apology printed in 0.2pt text upside down somewhere under a staple, I whole-heartedly agree with that sentiment.
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t invented by FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP YOU’VE GOT FIFTY MILLION QUID NOW JUST FUCK OFF Heather Mills though.
–c.
Having been married to 2 goldiggers in the past and been dragged through the shite.
I hope her other fuckin’ leg falls off!