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Monthly Archives: October 2007

Open letter to Heather Mills

Dear Ms Mills,
PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Yours sincerely,
–c.

The Humans Are Dead

If you haven’t seen NZ folk comedy rockstars “Flight of the Conchords” yet, then you’re STUPID and UGLY and you SMELL and you’ll NEVER get any more sex. EVER.
–c.
Additional: I just discovered that Jemaine shares my birthday, right down to the same year.

Fire It Up

God-fucking-DAMN, the T-Ride album is still so good. Of course the fucker is out of print - the band tanked after about 5 minutes of some small fame thanks to zero record company support, but people still remember them.
The album is still available second-hand, of course. I suggest you grab it.
–c.

A Mark in time

I’m a naturally gregarious person, and always have been - despite being a bit of a social misfit and geeky maths kid at school. I’ve always had a large circle of friends, and in fact since leaving school I’ve always had at least three circles of friends that overlap in only minor ways. Seeing as [...]

Beerhunter

Overjoyed to hear the old party game “Beerhunter” mentioned on the Adam & Joe XfM podcast . Sometimes I’m not sure if things I remember are real or not, but this has verified that I didn’t just invent it because two funny people on the radio have mentioned it.
I am happy.
–c.

Bucket of Rocks episode 3

Yup, the third instalment of the mighty mighty Bucket of Rocks is up now. Those of you with RSS sorcery should already know that, of course.
GO HERE NOW. OBEY ME.
–c.

I’m not normally a fan of Russell Brand…

…but his podcast co-hosted with Noel Fielding is so funny I’m crying, and I think a little bit of wee came out.
–c.

And another thing…

…who the fuck is this guy?

Inquiring minds, want to know.
–c.