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Monthly Archives: July 2007

OW! My EYE! (and others)

The list you’ve been waiting for all this time, broken down the way it should be.
–c.

Smoke in the (rain)water

Ah, you smokers. You make me laugh. Huddled round a Clipper lighter for warmth with a copy of the Mirror over your head, all bunched up outside the office corner with your victim mentality and your shield of carcinogens.
Here’s the truth: if you want to give up, you can, and will. It’s that simple. [...]

“Wait, wait, the inter-what?”

Great article by Charlie Stross about thirty years of… um… progress?
–c.

No No No No No No NO

What the flying FUCK?
Jesus Fucking Christ. Hang on, I must have read that wrong. Let me look again.
No, I was right. There are actually learned (pronounced “lern-ed”, by the way - two distinct syllables)  people out there who recommend “that the spelling of English needs simplifying so children’s literacy can improve.”
Example phrase: If u hav [...]

LUNCH!

LUNCH!

Originally uploaded by Clive Murray.

LUNCH!

I’ve reached thirty!

Not in years, I did that in 2004.
In photos!
–c.

Warren Ellis on weather

“Would you like summer #1 or summer #2?”
But seriously. What the fuck?
–c.

Stop what you’re doing

This is the coolest thing of any kind anywhere ever.
EVER.
No, srsly.
–c.