What the flying FUCK?
Jesus Fucking Christ. Hang on, I must have read that wrong. Let me look again.
No, I was right. There are actually learned (pronounced “lern-ed”, by the way – two distinct syllables) people out there who recommend “that the spelling of English needs simplifying so children’s literacy can improve.”
Example phrase: If u hav a por memmory yor chances of becumming a good speller ar lo.
Fuck. That. Noise.
If that’s what you think, move to the USA* and get down with “thru” and “donut”. I’ll stay here and speak English.
–c.
* Apologies to any USAnian readers out there – I’m not anti-American at all, I’m just a bit anti-”American English”.