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Still they come

I would like to make an official statement to the effect that I did NOT see the conclusion of the superb “Life On Mars” last night. What with one thing and another, I happened to be out of the house when it was on, and forgot to set the video.

I would further like to add that if anyone - ANYONE - spoils the ending for me before next week’s repeat on BBC4, I will set fire to you, so fucking help me.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

–c.

4 Comments

  1. Mathias wrote:

    Is this a challenge? :)

    Wednesday, April 11, 2007 at 9:32pm | Permalink
  2. clive wrote:

    Try it and see.

    –c.

    Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 8:18am | Permalink
  3. Jonah wrote:

    It was all a computer simulation created by a race of advance Ford Cortinas who are using human beings as bioelectric cells to power their 8 track cassette players.

    No, I’m kidding. What really happenend is that Sam Tyler is the chosen one who will bring balance to the Greater Manchester Police Force. Not even the younglings were spared.

    Heh, seriously though, the twist is Detective Annie Cartwright is actually a pre-op transexual who Sam decides to pursue regardless.

    Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 9:59am | Permalink
  4. Evil Dave wrote:

    The butler did it (up Annie Cartwright’s shitter).

    Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 10:50am | Permalink

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