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Monthly Archives: February 2007

“Get off the GODDAMN PHONE”

…is something you will hear me shout many times. Or at least you would, if you walked beside me everywhere I go.
Talking on the phone while driving appears, in parts of east London, to be compulsory rather than illegal. And I never miss an opportunity to bawl the above phrase at the car in question [...]

Blue In Green

You know it’s one of those days at work when you have Miles Davis’ “Kind Of Blue” on repeat just so you can concentrate.
God bless you, Miles.
–c.

Well I wasn’t expecting THAT

Had a couple of spare credits lying around at mp3stor.com. Grabbed a few cover versions from some movie soundtracks. Was somehow reminded of William Shatner’s version of Pulp’s “Common People”. Found it. Discovered it’s on an album called “Has Been”. Bought it.
Best fucking album I’ve heard in a long time. No shit. No kidding. No [...]

Drummers

They’re like buses. Yes, really.
Waiting a year, then 2 at once.
Yes, really.
–c.

Evan’s Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!

If you’re anything like me - and I know I am - then you love finding a new webcomic that i) makes you laugh, and ii) has a huge archive to be devoured.
I give you the Order of the Stick!
And if you’re wondering about the title, it’s in #20. You’ll love it.
–c.

Foxy

This makes me very happy indeed.
–c.

Oh yes…

…I forgot to mention.
Dear Americans (and others, but in this case I’m specifically talking to you, you bunch of xenophobic knuckledragging COCKWIPES),
If you’re a Scientologist, you are also a FUCKING MORON.
Thank you.
–c, awaiting extradition.

Tank Sayle

As an example of the previously mentioned Wiki Wandering, I give you:
“The T-34 Tank to Alexei Sayle, in 9 moves.”
T-34 (clicked on from the Wikipedia front page) links to World War II, which links to Adolf Hitler (duh), which links to Friedrich Nietzsche, which links to Sigmund Freud, which links to cocaine (he was [...]