So. You’re the singer of a relatively trendy pop-ska band, and you go on Celebrity Big Brother in order to boost your band’s popularity. While in there, despite already having a girlfriend, you fall for the planted non-celebrity who then goes on to win the series. After the show is finished, your song goes to #3 in the charts thanks to appearing on the programme, and you yourself split from the extant girlfriend and marry the non-sleb drawing even more media attention, which does no harm to either of your careers.
Later, you appear on satirical TV pop quiz “Never Mind The Buzzcocks” featuring the even-more-acid-tongued-than-Mark-Lamarr host, Simon Amstell.
Do you expect:
- No mention whatsoever of your new wife and her “career”
- Maybe it will pop up once or twice, but all in good humour
- To have the shit ripped out of you mercilessly, causing you to storm out of the studio refusing to take part in the show, demonstrating a sense-of-humour failure of hitherto unconceived proportions?
Err… had you ever seen the show before? Or even heard of it?
Fucking cock.
–c.
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Sleb - Slay = coincidence that the first 2 letter are the same? KILL THEM ALL! The pack of useless, waste of air, media whores.
Clive wrote:
Fucking cock.
Yup. The giveaway was when he appeared on Sleb Big Brother in the first place though!
Black and Decker Workmate, face, belt sander. It’s the only language they understand.
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