World’s tallest man saves dolphin.
“The world’s tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.”
You what?
I think this is a fantastic thing to have happened, but I just want to know who it was and what they had been smoking to be standing there going “Hmmm, we need to get this plastic out of the dolphins’ stomachs. Some kind of emetic? No, that’s dangerous. Long forceps? No wait! I’ve got it! We need the world’s tallest man!”
Give that person a medal and a week off.
–c.
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