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And by PC, I mean Political Correctness. I have fucking had it up to HERE (makes exaggeratedly high gesture) with it. Fuck it. I’m prejudiced, I can’t help it. I live in a world where people are NOT all the same. People like different things. People believe different things. People don’t always agree, and carrying on as if everyone has to be the same, until all we’re left with is a bunch of grey uninteresting flat semi-people who daren’t fucking speak in case they offend a table in Malawi is FUCKING STUPID.

This is why I love Borat, and why I want to go and see the film.

Check this:

Re the Kazakh people:
“They have recently given born to a baby which we are hoping to sell to singing transvestite Madonna.”

In response to accusations of representing the Kazakhs as backwards misogynists:
“Women are now permitted to travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats and the age of consent has been raised to 12 years old”

Re English women:
“Here they have more hair on their heads than on their backs but they do not look strong enough to pull a plough or punch a horse to sleep.”

Yeah. See, that’s funny. And if you’re offended, then try this: FUCK OFF, DOGCOCK.

There. Now you’re offended for an actual reason, rather than a made-up one. I just made your life easier.

–c.