Scientists have just released some absolutely astonishing news.
Rain is apparently actually *not* fatal.
I know! I couldn’t believe it either! What they’re saying is that if you go out in this FILTHY HORRIBLE weather, and you get some on you, you’ll actually be OK! Isn’t that amazing??
So that means that all this running about huddled up with a newspaper on your head is UTTERLY FUCKING POINTLESS.
AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
SO FUCKING STOP IT.
–c.

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But it might spoil my lovely hair-do!
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