There are thousands of name generators out there, and I was bored. Ready?
Pirate:
Cap’n Darius Pegleg
Gangsta:
Cold Dung Beetle
Mafioso:
Oscar Giordano
Japanese:
Ichibei Nishimuraya
Very British:
Clarence Salisbury
Elf:
Beren Arcamenel
Hobbit:
Grigory Bulge of Hobbiton
Jedi/Star Wars (I):
Murcl Foeas (of the planet Aspirin)
Star Wars (II):
Climu Roeas
Yarmaestro of Nurofen
Vampire:
Louis Vig�e-Lebrun (a.k.a. Hermes of Gypsies, apparently)
Porn:*
Mister Nut
Matrix:
Arez the Program Librarian
Wu:
Excitable Misunderstood Genius
Pokemon:
Drowtwo.
I live in the veldts of Prince Edward Island, and my diet consists mostly of rocks, fruits and blood. I can eat fire. I can eat Dr. Pepper. I can breathe broken glass. I have mafia connections. I can throw kippers. I can spit nunchucks. I can spit poison. I can resist acid. I can puke iron filings. I have night vision. My natural enemy is Locow.
Good. So what have we learnt today?
–c.
* Except the rule I learned for Porn name was you take your first pet’s name, and your mother’s maiden name. This makes me Snatch Rogers, which is much better.
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