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Monthly Archives: October 2006

Stuff your PC up your arse

And by PC, I mean Political Correctness. I have fucking had it up to HERE (makes exaggeratedly high gesture) with it. Fuck it. I’m prejudiced, I can’t help it. I live in a world where people are NOT all the same. People like different things. People believe different things. People don’t always agree, and carrying [...]

Wonder Fluids

You know what’s better than a funny site that takes old drawings and adds funny captions?
Two sites that do it. That’s what’s better. Ladies und Gennulmen, I give you Wondermark and Monkey Fluids.
The current Monkey Fluids (Weds Oct 25) is… sublime.
–c.

Not As You Think

This is - honestly, I’m not kidding - the best browser you can get to date for Windows.
http://www.ie7.com/
Really. Click and enjoy.
–c.

LET’S GO FASTER!

My good mate Richard Hale managed (I have no idea how) to get the Top Gear people to let him round the test track in a hire car.
COME ON LADY!
I shan’t ruin the surprise of how he does… let’s just say the record is still intact.
–c.

Monkey Magic

We - that is, Little Monkeys - are playing our rockular music proper loud like this Saturday.
Go here for gig details, then come to the gig, then watch and listen. Then probably go home, or something. I dunno. After that it’s up to you, really.
–c.

Fuck Sakes

This is still, as far as I know, officially a Christian country. Not a Muslim one, a Christian one. Y’know… Church of England?
I’m neither - I don’t particularly care either way. I tolerate almost everyone. But why does the phrase “when in Rome” apply when Christians/whoever visit/move to Muslim countries (”Oh you must cover that [...]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

What the FUCK is Russell Brand’s hair all about?
[[image:_42163286_brand_pa203b.jpg:fucking BADGER:inline:0]]
Fucksakes. I mean, I know about stones and glass houses, but fuck me. That’s just… it’s… it’s fucked, is what it is.
–c.

WTF, mate?

What?
What???
WHAT???
WTFF?????
I’m with Warren. Can I have my spaceship now, please, so I can get the FUCK off this diseased planet.
–c.
(All links ganked from Warren. Blame him for making your morning miserable, not me.)