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Monthly Archives: May 2006

Gasp

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

As someone greater than I once said, reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Seriously, it’s not meningitis. We thought it was, we went to hospital, it’s not. A qualified doctor said so, despite the symptoms. You should see the antibiotics though. They’re more high-tech than the PC I’m feebly tapping this out on.
I’m a [...]

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Periscope

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Hey.
Yeah, I’m still here. Thing is I’m über-busy at work, like permanently, and on top of that I’ve recently moved house and I’m still spending my spare time unpacking boxes and assembling IKEA furniture. Oh, and I have no internets at home thanks to incompetence from both BT and Nildram. I’m not going to go [...]

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Bon Jovi is no regular cowboy

Friday, May 12, 2006

He rides a horse made of steel. A steel horse. I am not shitting you.
Props to Jonah.
–c.

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First Lines - Answers

Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Here are the ones no-one got.
1. “I can wait to love in heaven” - Take This Bottle, by Faith No More
3. “Father says he is the only one” - My Life, by Saigon Kick
5. “T-Bone Billy just a singin’ the blues” - Makin’ A Mess, by Skid Row
6. “Feel like throwing in the towel don’t [...]

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