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Monthly Archives: August 2005

DISGRACE!

You go here now.
–c.

Impure

Haven’t seen this test for a few years - had to take it and see my current score.

I scored
46%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

Heh.

Get cider inside ‘er!

I don’t know about you, but I love cider. So… it was with some glee that I found this.
This, of course, has led me here, here and - saints preserve us - here.
It may all go rapidly downhill from here.
–c.

The Facts

I’m glad to see that the web is finally providing credible important information on a number of tricky taboo subjects, like Kitten Huffing, Sporks and God’s phone number.
In fact, a lot can be unearthed regarding religion - find out new and revealing facts about the bible, God, various incarnations of Jeebus, Christianity in general, as [...]

Today’s Hatemail Constructive Criticism

A while back people were using pics from my guitars page as their own on forums and the like, which was eating up my monthly bandwidth allowance (which I pay for). So I decided to put a simple measure in place which when people tried to do this, sent them an image of my choosing [...]

15 Clives are…

A nice little meme ganked from Mel: Google “(your name) is…” and pick the first 15 results that please you. And here are mine:
1. Clive is a symbol of the Act I’s major theme: Oppression.
2. Clive is in good, and well interestingly famous, company. *
3. The night arrives when Clive is due to arrive, with [...]

Friends, Romans, Monkeys…

All the best bands have forums for people to post on, so it follows that Little Monkeys should.
And now they do.
(monkey)
–c.

The Monkeys are coming to London

Yep, Little Monkeys have our first London gig. We’re third-band-from-last on an all-day rockfest at the Oh! Bar in Camden on Bank Holiday Monday, August 29th. We’re on at 9.20pm. Watch this space for more info, and probably a flyer to download and print out to save yourself a quid on entry!
ROCK ON MONKEYS.
(monkey)(monkey)(monkey)(monkey)(monkey)