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Monthly Archives: November 2003

MIII

OK, I’ve seen it now. As you were.

Slow news day?

Walking and talking at the same time considered harmful, apparently…
Gee, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.

Bordering on disbelief

I need to ask you a favour, and it’s important. And also I need you to not just do as I’m about to ask, but I need you to spread the word - I implore you, tell your friends, make them promise make them swear that they will also do what I am about to [...]

Heading for the Spanish Main…

Does anyone have £250000 they could do without?

STFU

Look, I know people who’ve seen it are going to want to talk about it, and they’re going to want to either praise it or slate it, and for a certain amount of people it’ll be a “I’ve seen it, have you?” type moment… but Jesus….
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again now [...]

Royale

I really really really really really really really really would like this film to not suck terribly.
Please? Pretty please with sugar and rum and drugs on top?